My first love
was some insignificant boy
when it should have been
Can’t believe that I could hold this chip bag with my little woman hands!
every time you hurt me I apologized because I felt guilty for making you feel bad
I fkn did this tonight (via someonedrankmysoda)
Holy shit I could not relate to this more
fuck anyone that makes you feel guilty for taking care of yourself first
fuck anyone that makes you feel guilty for loving yourself and being happy
get them out of your life, you dont need that trash putting you down and holding you back from happiness
Don’t kiss me if you’re afraid of thunder. My life is a storm.
OH MY GOD
I decided on you, don’t you get that? I decided on you. I don’t want to go fucking other people and then walk around feeling thrilled and then sad, or empty, or whatever. I like the smell of your hair, and I like the sound of your voice, and I fucking decided on you.
They told me they’d only recently been married. I asked if it was an arranged marriage or a “love marriage.” He answered: “a love marriage.” I asked where they met, and he said: “the telephone.” He then told me that he never actually saw her before the day of their wedding.
"So when did you fall in love?" I asked.
"The third phone call," he said.
biggest fuck you ever
I did this radio show and the deejay asks me, ‘What if you woke up tomorrow and you were beautiful?’
What do you mean ‘what if’?
He said, ‘What if you woke up and you were blonde and you had blue eyes and you were 5’11 and you weighed 100 pounds and you were beautiful? What would you do?’
And I said, ‘Well, I probably wouldn’t get up ‘cause I’d be too weak to stand.’
And I felt very sorry for him, ‘cause if that’s the only kind if person that you think is beautiful, you must not see very much beauty in the world.
And I think everybody is beautiful. And if you don’t think that I am beautiful, you are missing out. Because I am so beautiful.
Margaret Cho: Beautiful (via justanothersinger)
I want this tattooed on the inside of everyone’s eyelids.